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Parker. 16. Sheboygan, Wisconsin.

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

Me: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: I don’t know can you?
Me: Bitch, I will shit on your desk.

jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

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black to the fuchsia

oh my god

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

mojkun:

primateculture:

for the little gamers

keep those yaoi hands away from my kids

mojkun:

primateculture:

for the little gamers

keep those yaoi hands away from my kids

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.