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Parker. 16. Sheboygan, Wisconsin.

worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.




Smiguel

If you have the willpower to not reblog Smiguel.
Well then.
I salute you, amigo.

Crying

Smiguel

If you have the willpower to not reblog Smiguel.

Well then.

I salute you, amigo.

Crying

yourpersonalcheerleader:

kingjaffejoffer:

I guess every night is going to end like this

Such brave men and women in Ferguson. Day in and day out standing up for what they believe in. This video gives me chills. The brutality of the situation :(

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"yes fadda"
"find a wey ti schoo den"

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"

"yes fadda"

"find a wey ti schoo den"